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... Dio recounts an Trade concerning Elagabalus along with the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by acquiring Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to give him the equal of a girl's vagina via a surgical inc